Gator pulls golfer into pond, but he survives. Talk about a water hazard!
It’s hard to believe, but it’s true. It couldn’t be the same gator that got Chubbs Peterson, because Happy Gilmore already got that gator! 
Crayolas for emo kids
I found this on Digg. It cracked me up, so I thought I would share the joy with you. If you haven’t the slightest idea what “emo” is, then maybe this will help. 
Another reason Windows Vista sucks
As you all know by now, I am not a big Microsoft fan. Don’t get me wrong, there are some decent products out there from the Evil Empire, such as Microsoft Office and, uh… solitaire? I digress. Here is my favorite “I’m a Mac. I’m a PC.” commercial to date. I laughed. I am still laughing! Enjoy!
26 signs that you are getting older
I received the following in an e-mail. I thought it was funny, but remember that I do have a rather warped sense of humor.
1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can’t smoke any of them.
2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
6. You intentionally watch the Weather Channel.
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of “hook up” and “break up.”
8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as “dressed up.”
10. You’re the one calling the police because those d*mn kids next door won’t turn down the stereo.
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
12. You don’t know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald’s leftovers.
15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
16. You take naps.
17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset,rather than settle, your stomach.
19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.
20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer “pretty good sh*t.”
21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
22. “I just can’t drink the way I used to” replaces “I’m never going to drink that much again.”
23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead of asking “Oh sh*t, what the h*ll happened?”
Bonus:
26. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn’t apply to you and can’t find a single one.
Who is Andy Palys?
Howdy folks! As you probably already know, my name is Andy Palys. I was born on the shortest day of the year (figures), December 21, over 30 years ago in a little town called Cullman, Alabama. I grew up in Welti, Alabama. Don’t bother looking on a map– you won’t find it. I went to Welti Elementary School, which used to be Welti Junior High School. I digress.
After Welti, I moved on to Holly Pond High School. I don’t have a whole lot to say about that, so I’ll just skip it. Upon graduating from the Pond, I moved to Auburn to attend Auburn University. WAR EAGLE!! It was there that I met the love of my life, Becky Maples… but now she is Becky Palys.
I’ve been working for Cullman City Schools for almost five years now as a computer geek. Since the advent of our 1:1 Laptop Initiative, most of my duties include the repair and maintenance of over 800 Dell laptops. I work with many cool and interesting people. Two of whom are Michael Fowlkes (the other computer tech, or “new guy,” even though he’s been there almost 2 years. He’s way newer than me.) and Aimee Smith (the older sister I never wanted and still don’t), the Laptop Training Coach. I am very fortunate to have good, hard-working friends that make my job a blast.
All in all, I am a pretty laid-back, easy going chap. I think my redeeming quality is my sense of humor, but I guess that decision is up to you. If you’d like to know more, just ask. Catch ya later!
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